Watching back-to-back episodes of "LA Ink" while I'm doing my laundry on a Saturday Night. I'm so NOT cool:(

The weather is wacky today and it's affecting my DirectTV Satellite Dish:(

Found wallet & had it out with Mona! She said "Y DID U ADOPT ME?" I bitch-slapped her, we tousled on the ground, her underwear showed-THE END!

Unbelievable-I get home to find my French Bulldog has completely destroyed the contents of my wallet, a roll of TP and peed on the LR floor!!

It's already the start of a beautiful morning. Miss Mona chewed into a tube of Arnica gel for sore muscles and then a pen but didn't swallow