I'm the victim of IDENTITY THEFT according 2 the IRS! OMG-it's crazy. If anyone knows who took it please tell them 2 give it back-I need it!

I WON PART OF THE MEGAMILLIONS JACKPOT!!! I HIT THE MEGABALL # 4 AND WON $2.00 - WOO HOOOO!!!

OMG - I feel bad saying this but j-lo's kids are ugly!!! They look like Marc Anthony - poor things:( check out page 20 of the 4/4 issue of People. Its dreadful!

So sick of the snow! I went out last night to walk my dogs slipped on the firescape and fell right on my can!

Friday it was 68 & gorgeous. Tonight it's 30 something, hailing, thundering & NASTY!

I've been poking so much on FB my finger hurts!

Just got clear mobile internet. Screw Verizon who hasn't fixed my internet since December!!!

OMG do my eyes deceive me or IS IT REALLY 76 DEGREES OUT IN NYC RIGHT NOW? ??

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Up & at 'em!

Visited my 91 year old Grandma in rehab last night. She's 4 days sober! We had speariment leaves Reese's PBs & reminiscenced @ the good 'ole days;)

oh my god I just became the mayor of hamilton house on 4square !