Peeps smoking pot & playing Latin music very loudly from SUVs parked @ curb really ruins an otherwise beautiful summer night in my hood:(

Woman's T-shirt "I Hate Everybody and You're Next!" Not only did I believe her but I want one of those!

Just finished 20/20/20

Source of odor in kitchen has been located & secured: bowl of uncooked oatmeal in microwave for 4 days! Hazmat en route 2 remove bio-hazard:)

Not 2B mean BUT Y do the Jehovah's Witnesses KEEP ringing my bell AFTER it made the dog bark her *ss off? Do they think I can't hear the bell over her barking? UGH!

Something stinks to HIGH HEAVEN in my kitchen and I have NO idea what it is!!! BUT I Bet Desi and Mona know what that god awful smell is:(

At Arrowood in Westchester chillin' out today - and its gorgeous out! !!

Watching a flick called "The Visitor."

Was in desperate need of facial rejuvenation so I let my girl Wanda pick, prod, probe & beat the living s*** out of my face!!! I'll look really good in about 3 days:)

Seeing "Eat Pray Love" with Julia Roberts;)

Watching "Shortbus" - oh my!!!

Ugh!!!!!

"Don't go chasin' waterfalls." ~ Michael Keaton in "The Other Guys"

They're closing down Grand Central now and locking us in until we finish this shoot!!!