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Is it Friday yet? So psyched it's a short week - and long weekend!!! Yesssssssssss!!!

Mel Gibson = Issues

5 MORE POUNDS TO GO AND I WILL BE AT THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR A GASTRIC BYPASS!!! I'M SO ECSTATIC!!! WOO HOO - GO ME!!!

Mondays suck!!! Especially when you had a great weekend. Thank God it's a short week this week & a 4 day week next week!!!

Totally psyched to see my niece, nephews and BIL today who are visiting from Florida for a few weeks:)!!!

I f***ing LOVED "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work"!!!! Truly inspirational, funny AND honest!!!!

TGI MOTHER F*IN F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from a drunk Dominican guy w/ a thick accent to me: "Lookie here-new people for the Country!" I wanted 2 punch the ignorant bastard!!

I don't get it! How do I get carded on my way into the Bryant Park Grill with girls that just got out of college???!!!

I don't get it! How do I got carded on my way into the Bryant Park Grill with girls that just got out of college???!!!

Dear Smokers on NYC streets:
Please go smoke elsewhere!!! You are poluting my lungs, your lungs and the lungs of Mother Nature & u people really piss me off!!! Sincerely, Hardcore Reformed Smoker Man

Waking up at 6 am to do my dogs pp laundry is not exactly my idea of the best way to start the day: (

Okay I've caused enough trouble online for the evening. I'm outty!!!

My Daily Tarot card says, "Stop being so serious and live a little." They gotta be punkin' me!!! I am rarely serious about anything 4 long!

I'm a pretty open guy BUT - those Portuguese men that just won their World Cup match made even ME uncomfortable with their PDA! It bordered on pornographic!!!

At the gym on the elliptical! !! That's my status update okay? Howrver my iPod & Droid are in each of my hands to get me through this workout;)

HOLY CRAP - its 20 minutes to Monday! !!:(

Happy Father's Day Dad!!!! And to all the rest of the Dads out there too!!!

Tried to glue glitter on a red tank top for my Richard Simmons costume for an 80s themed Bday party. I AM ONE HOT MESS!!!! :(

My Bday isn't until 9/10 BUT if any1 wants gift ideas here's a hint: iTunes Gift Card! My stepmother got me 1 & it's the best gift ever!!!

5:30 PM CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH TODAY!!! PLEASE GOD GET ME THROUGH THIS DAY!!! SOMETHIN'S GOTTA GIVE PEOPLE!!! HOPE IT'S NOT ME;)

My dog woke me up at 4:30 and I have not been able to get back to sleep. He, on the other hand, is snoring loudly at the moment:(

Sondheim on Sondheim gets a thumbs up from me!!!

Sondheim on Sondheim gets a thumbs up from me!!!

Off to see Vanessa in "Sondheim on Sondheim!"

AOL HACKING UPDATE: Link that was sent was an ad for Erectile Dysfunction. Please, please, PLEASE do NOT take that personally. I didn't send!

My AOL email account was hacked into. Please disregard any and all emails you may have received that contained suspicious links. I did NOT send them!!!

OMG MY INTERNET IS BACK! HALLELUJAH!! I AM SO RELIEVED! I'M A TOTAL CRACKHEAD FOR THE INTERNET & I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BREAK THE HABIT:)

At the Halloween store Shopping for costumes w/ @Nicole LaPera

Good! Monday's over!!! And now I can look forward wto aeeing. "Sondheim on Sondheim" starring Vanessa Williams as Stephen Sondheim!!!! Woo Hoo!!! ;)

Good! Monday's over!!! And I'm going to see Sondheim on Sondheim Wednesday evening starring Vanessa Williams as Stephen Son n

The weekends go by way too fast!!!

Writing . . all weekend:)

At Le Poisson Rouge seeing Jay Brannan live

Cancelled my home phone and internet today to try and save $$$ - let's see jow long that lasts :)

DAY FROM HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH - SO GLAD IT'S OVER;)

Stuck at 96th Street waiting for a 1 train! The one that just left was packed to the gills!!!

Done writing for now - just trying to stay in the moment AND think ahead at the same time if that's possible or even makes sense;)

writing . . . all day!

I'm sitting in a restaurant on 42nd st eating a sandwich and feeling completely comotose!:(

3:26 AM - long live insomnia!!! Or is it Desi dog who is the culprit? Either way - it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Who the F is Martina Macbride and Y the hell do I have to hear her singing on those annoying Sunny D commercials?!!!

It's 2:29 am - do you know where your sleep went?