I don't get it! How do I got carded on my way into the Bryant Park Grill with girls that just got out of college???!!!

Dear Smokers on NYC streets:
Please go smoke elsewhere!!! You are poluting my lungs, your lungs and the lungs of Mother Nature & u people really piss me off!!! Sincerely, Hardcore Reformed Smoker Man

Waking up at 6 am to do my dogs pp laundry is not exactly my idea of the best way to start the day: (

Okay I've caused enough trouble online for the evening. I'm outty!!!

My Daily Tarot card says, "Stop being so serious and live a little." They gotta be punkin' me!!! I am rarely serious about anything 4 long!